We all know Marijuana is a commonly abused illicit drug and one of the worse kind as anyone sane should know. Most people have seen the 1936 film “Reefer Madness” and would probably agree with me. Anyway I want to go over some adverse effects of smoking Marijuana:

1. If you smoke pot it might make you think. When you think too much you tend to question important things like drug laws. We can’t have that can we?

2. If you smoke pot it might open your mind for you to write a work of literature, or paint a picture. What a waste of time, I could use that time watching football or golf.

3. If you smoke pot you are a criminal. Yeah pots illegal so like if you do illegal things you’re like a criminal right dude?

4. If you smoke pot it makes boring tasks less boring and you tend to get them done faster. Unfortunately, boring jobs must remain boring and using one of the worse illegal drugs on the planet in order to change this is heresy.

5. If God wanted us to use marijuana he would have put it here for us to use.