sincerelyffxiii:

Dear Anonymous,

Kweh! Kwe-kweeeeeh!

(The decision to reside in my ally, Sazh’s hair was not made on a whim. No, far from it, my friend.)

Kwwwekweeh. Kwehkweeh.

(Through many vigorous tests, record-taking and analysis and comfort, warmth, density, protection against the elements and security against potential hostiles, Sazh’s hair was deemed a proper and secure nest during transport outside the home.)

-Kweh~!

Yours Truly,
The Chocobo Chick 

(It’s because he’s black.)