This ain’t conspicuous at all. Anyway there’s glitter in that empty pill bottle and it’s great yo.
Got my girl Lucy and my side piece Mary Jane.
- tacittactician started following you
I almost said “Welcome to the party”, but then I realized there isn’t one.
So.
Hello.
There’s a party in my apartment. It’s me and my cat and some codeine and a half-case of Pabst the guy down the hall gave me after his shitty hipster party wrapped up last night. Good to meet you-me-whoever.
YALL MEET THE MUN
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((I’m hopping up through the dextroverse and I’m really really sorry if my state of inebriation affects this character. Actually maybe I’ll synchronize his level of inebriation with mine just this once.))
We all know Marijuana is a commonly abused illicit drug and one of the worse kind as anyone sane should know. Most people have seen the 1936 film “Reefer Madness” and would probably agree with me. Anyway I want to go over some adverse effects of smoking Marijuana:
1. If you smoke pot it might make you think. When you think too much you tend to question important things like drug laws. We can’t have that can we?
2. If you smoke pot it might open your mind for you to write a work of literature, or paint a picture. What a waste of time, I could use that time watching football or golf.
3. If you smoke pot you are a criminal. Yeah pots illegal so like if you do illegal things you’re like a criminal right dude?
4. If you smoke pot it makes boring tasks less boring and you tend to get them done faster. Unfortunately, boring jobs must remain boring and using one of the worse illegal drugs on the planet in order to change this is heresy.
5. If God wanted us to use marijuana he would have put it here for us to use.
GAY WEED BRO
