Imagine settling in for the night and sifting through the fecal pools of the internet for some decent porn and you pick a video and it starts with an extreme close up of two hairless, pristine ass cheeks, hells of pale and poised professionally. The camera starts panning down and zooming back. You see a full color tattoo of Rebuild Shinji Ikari in his plug suit spanning the back of that beautiful behind’s equally beautiful, muscular left glute. The skin beyond that behind slowly tans as the camera zooms back fully and you discover it’s me making five thousand dollars in two hours by posing lewdly with my numerous Evangelion tattoos for you to jack off to while eating ice cream.